As clever as this episode is, it pales in comparison with Jose Chung's Millennium episode, which is the funniest thing I have seen this side of Arrested Development.
Also, as clever as this is, it is not super high on the UST scale- doesn't seem to stop it from being a major fan favourite though! The use of repetition is particularly effective in keeping the audience in stitches.
Among the highlights for me:
JOSE: Actually? It was my publisher's idea. At first I was reluctant, until I realized that I had an opportunity here to create an entirely new literary genre... a non-fiction science fiction. Now, see, that gimmick alone will guarantee it's landing on the best-seller list. In short, to answer your question? (pause, then gleeful and sing-songy) Money.
S: Well... just as long as you're attempting to record the truth.
JOSE: Oh, God, no. How can I possibly do that?
I love watching Scully go a little bit fan-girl for a change; I wouldn't say there is any hero worship going on here, but she is definitely starstruck.
So am I, when Jesse Ventura and Alex Trebek show up as Men in Black!
Ventura: Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.
Detective Manners (a clever representation of Kim Manners, they say) is a hilarious blankety-bleeper.
MANNERS: Hey! I just got a call from some crazy bleep-head saying he was an eyewitness to this alien abduction. Do you feel like talking to this blank-hole?
Even funnier is the loser Blaine's assumption that M & S were MIBs.
Blaine: One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn't pulling it off. Like, her hair was red but it was a little too red, you know? And the other one... the tall, lanky one... his face was so blank and expressionless. He didn't even seem human. I think he was a mandroid. The only time he reacted was when he saw the dead body.
M: (yelps!)
Scully's overall.. uh.. lack of enthusiasm for this case is also constantly amusing (as always). She often has that look on her face like she's thinking of throwing herself out the window. I wonder if it's because alien abduction is still a touchy subject for her, or if she's just really sick of sci-fi obsessed losers and their fake abduction stories.
BLAINE: Well, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.
..sigh..
Scully interrupts Mulder's interrogation of the boy, finally losing patience.
S: Harold... did you and Chrissy engage in consensual sexual intercourse that night?
HAROLD: (pauses, busted) If her father finds out, I'm a dead man.
Then, as if to give M & S as much opportunity as possible to say (and emphasize) the word 'sex', they sit down and discuss the implications...
M: He said it happened before the abduction. (pause) So what if they had sex?
S: So we know that it wasn't an alien who probed her. Mulder, you've got two kids having sex before they're mature enough to know how to handle it.
M: So you're saying that all this is just a case of sexual trauma?
Ok, that was probably a little USTy. So is the part where Mulder reads from Roky's ridiculous manuscript in their hotel room. Both look utterly embarrassed by his bizarre account of events. Even Mulder thinks this sounds slightly retarded.
Well, sort of...
S: Mulder, you're nuts!
M: I'm not saying he isn't delusional, I'm just suggesting that his delusional state was triggered by something he actually witnessed that night.
The most embarrassing part for Scully is the alien autopsy video 'Truth or Humbug?', narrated by the Stupendous Yappi.
YAPPI: Who is that mysterious man who seems to be overseeing the proceedings? And what secret government agency does this autopsy doctor work for?
LOL!
Then of course, it's a guy wearing an alien costume... so good.
Mulder goes to Scully's hotel room, but she's missing... he finds our two favourite MIBs instead.
M: Where's Scully?
Ventura: Oh. She, uh... (unconvincing) she went to get some ice.
M: (demanding) Where is she?!
Scully calmly walks past him in a trance, carrying a bucket of ice. WTF right?
Trebek: (to Mulder) You're feeling very sleepy, very... relaxed.
S: I don't have any recollection of this. I... was surprised to wake up the next morning with Mulder asleep in my room.
Yeah, I'll bet she was. They haven't exactly shared a hotel room before :P I love that he just... crashed there.
S: I know it probably doesn't have the sense of closure that you want... but it has more than some of our other cases...
She could be talking about either their case or the UST here if you really want...why not.
And to sum up...
ROKY: And so, at each death, the soul descends further into the inner earth, attaining ever greater levels of purification, reaching enlightenment at the core. Assuming, of course, that your soul is able to avoid... the lava men.